David Brooks divorced his wife and married his research assistant. 23 years younger.

The rubes don’t know that.

There’s an antichrist (bible says there will be many antichrists before the big boss) in the white house right now, do something about that one. You helped put him there.

Looks like it’s based on the IBM Model M. Used ones go for a couple hundred on ebay. The key feel, click and travel are very satisfying if noisy to type on.