Old Jimmy Twodicks

I’m shoving money into my computer but nothing’s happening

We asked her if she was excited to go to the pool tomorrow.

“Yeah! I can’t swallow gum.”

She’s never had a piece of gum in her life.

Agalloch - The Mantle. It’s an absolute work of art that makes me want to disappear into a frozen forest.

I use Voice by Paul Woitaschek (available on F-Droid). It has a nice, simple interface and a few really useful features. I’ve gone through dozens of audiobooks in various formats with it and haven’t had any problems yet.

Something about Rammstein’s Keine Lust always sends a ton of blood to my peen.