NutWrench

“However, the three letter airport code that passengers most often see - which is currently PBI - will not change to DJT until Aug. 18.”

Any flight itinerary that routes through DJT is an automatic No Sale for me.

WTF is a “DEI bike lane?” Does your bike need to be fabulous to use it?

This is the bi-monthly “China invents earth shattering technology that we never hear about again” article.

Technological breakthroughs are almost always incremental. So learn to lie convincingly. Say, “lasts 25-30 years” not “300 years.”

This is the CEO who’s farking over his developers, right?

Yup. I would approach this by not using words like, “vaccine hesitant.” That’s just a euphemism for “stupid people” and we just don’t have the time during an emergency to coddle their feelings.

Back during Covid 1.0, the same people who said they didn’t trust vaccines and knew better than doctors were in emergency rooms being put on respirators because Covid had destroyed their lung function.

It’s interesting how a person’s take on modern medicine gets completely reorganized when they’re not able to breathe.

Imagine what sort of idiot would tell the Pope that he’s wrong on matters of theology.

"Hannity suggests . . . "

Ok. There we go . . .

“What are you DOING, step-mom?”

lol.

Our masters want us to breed.

This entire administration is just pedos and perverts, isn’t it?

This is an ad.

Well then fire her. She works for the public and they pay her salary. She has more important places to be than campaigning.

I’d rather sit on my ass and play video games all day but my boss doesn’t have to accept that as an excuse for me not doing my job.

The only response to that is, “what the f*ck is the matter with you?”

If there’s one thing that nations have learned about dealing with the U.S. it’s that nukes keep you safe. Nobody is threatening to put “boots on the ground” in North Korea

What does that even mean?

Star Trek (TOS) never needed to BE about diversity, because it was set in a utopian future where racism, and sexism weren’t problems anymore. You had an entire multi-racial cast on the bridge of a starship so just from THAT you knew that racism wasn’t a problem in the future. There was no more war, poverty, disease or crime. Conflict only came from humanity’s meetings with alien races.

TOS Star Trek never needed to beat you over the head every 5 minutes with how gay someone was because that wasn’t a problem in the 23rd century. Nobody gave a shit.

Oh right. The “liberal news media.” The one that’s owned by six billionaires. The one that sucks up to Trump constantly. The one that’s constantly doing. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ in response to Trump’s demented bullshit. THAT liberal news media.

Operation Epic Fury . . . Operation Steel Weiner . . . Operation Hot, Oily Buttocks . . .

It’s always one of these desperate, striving names that a bunch of 12 year old boys would come up with.

Have the war you voted for, MAGAs.

Valve doesn’t make the games. You’ll need to take this up with the game developers. They’re the ones who inserted the “surprise mechanics” into the game.