It’s unfortunately very common for companies to increase short term profits by leaning on an old reputation of quality products while cutting costs/quality. In the several quarters before customers catch on it translates into big cost savings…

A young girl born without a vagina came to doctors complaining of intermittent abdominal pain – which, in many ways, mimicked contractions. Further investigations by doctors revealed a foetus within her uterus – and that the woman’s pain were happening because she was in labour. The baby was immediately delivered via c-section.

Given the girl was born without a vagina, this ruled out intercourse as the method of conception. But precisely 278 days before, the girl had been admitted to hospital with stab wounds in her stomach. The wounds were the result of a knife fight between her, her jealous ex and her new partner.

It transpired that just before the knife fight had occurred, she had performed oral sex on her new partner. So when the surgery was done to repair her stomach wounds, it potentially washed any sperm that still existed around her abdominal cavity – allowing them to migrate towards and fertilise the ovum.

That was one wild ride…

I would pay for AI-enhanced hardware…but I haven’t yet seen anything that AI is enhancing, just an emerging product being tacked on to everything they can for an added premium.

As you can see, they never will. You must seize the wig.

The only JRR Tolkien game I care about is the fully immersive VR experience where you tell bedtime stories to a young Christopher Tolkien who calls you out on any minor continuity errors you make.

Cheap client not willing to pay for proper materials and a good carpenter who didn’t care enough to argue with them about it would be my guess.

The outside made me a bit uncomfortable, but with all that fresh drywall inside I can see now that it is a well maintained property with no underlying/hidden issues.

Robert Jordan also happens to be the pen name of the author of the Wheel of Time series, and I made a joke about it.

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The 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in New York upheld a lower court’s decision that the city did not discriminate against Robert Jordan

Amazing to think that if not for this poor hiring choice we never would have gotten the Wheel of Time series.

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I don’t think Harry Nilsson was very responsible with his drugs.

Remember the projection: if they thought this would work, it would absolutely work on the old stinky orange.

Has anyone tried just handing him some papers requesting to be removed from all ballots and seeing if he’ll sign them? I think if you gave him a really cool pen with a BIG space to sign he would go for it. If you called him ‘sir’ in the process he’d probably brag about it later.

They’re the goths of the tree world.

Man, now I’ll never find out how many times Samuel L Jackson can be called the n-word on the bridge of the Enterprise…

Terrible…but due to the “Eddie Murphy Rule”, you have to be careful how you use such information.

Interesting, but I only really trade in frozen concentrated orange juice futures.

But if you were allowed to/worked out a deal to paint those side walls, that could be a really cool looking space.