This makes me want to switch but I’m ride or die Sync. I just manually look up the account age when I see someone spewing absolute bullshit. That icon would be helpful! How long does it last?

I was accepted, and my pick was Jean Lafitte. High seas pirates are allowed but maybe because I picked a real one and you picked a character! Try again.

He repeatedly said that he had no idea what it was during the campaign.

Edit: just repeating what he said, I don’t believe anything that comes out his mouth

Yet he wants to fire most of them.

I used to love these comics when I was a kid. They are just so… bad.

My first smoke was one of my mom’s Virginia Slims.

That’s awesome.

I like it. It’s like praying to the storm god.

It’s a place to post your photos cropped into squares. You can get gratification there because all your friends have to like your photos.

I can stop you right at “I refuse to play monopoly altogether”

That’s where I’m at. Game sucks. Yeah it’s a great illustration of how capitalism fucks most people but whatever.

I got Catan years ago and I’ve only played it once. Everyone refused to trade and it ruined the game. My extremely competitive friend got mad he was losing and we just shut it down.

Yep. See Monopoly for another example. A game should only take about an hour to play by the rules but there are so many ubiquitous house rules that keep players in with random windfalls of cash.

I’m three hours south of PA so take this with a grain of (road) salt. We’ve got at least six inches already and it has not stopped for the last 10+ hours. It’s so cold that the road salt isn’t working, and the plows have given up until the storm stops I guess.

My wife might have to go to work tomorrow so I have cleared the 17 steps from our porch to the driveway three times. By the time I get to the bottom the ones at the top are already covered. What’s falling now is ice. I’ve cleared her car twice, most recently half an hour ago, and it looks like there’s another inch on it already.

My mom shut my fingers in the van siding door, twice. I’m pretty sure the second time was on purpose, not even kidding.

We got so much use out of the Dreamcast. I bought one, downloaded every NES game ever made, burned it on a disc and that disc never left the console. It was a Nintendo machine. I miss it.

I’d eat that up for sure, especially if it’s like a glazed donut.

Oh man there’s a business idea for someone. Horrific pastries. Imagine biting into a glazed realistic colon filled with elderberry jam. A liver with lemon filling. And many various body parts filled with something red like strawberry or cherry.

Some states do indeed codify this in law, but the definition varies by state. Michigan and Minnesota for two if I’m remembering correctly.

I’m just saying nicotine isn’t very likely to give someone cancer and strain healthcare than the fucking 100+ chemicals, tar, and ash that are in what I smoke.

In that case I never quit. I’ll keep this great advice in mind next time I feel like I have my life settled out and stress minimized so I can try again but give up immediately once I remember that the other two times didn’t count.

I can’t claim to know the future, or more than doctors have described, but it really does seem that vaping is much better for your health compared to cigarettes.

You can feel it. Once you get used to vaping it doesn’t hurt at all. Meanwhile, after smoking for essentially my entire adult life, if I smoke too many I’ll feel it hard the next day.

Yeah I tossed and stomped, or flicked out the car window, when I was young. Smoked inside at my first three apartments and at my mom’s house.

I was callous in so many ways in my youth. Littering cigarettes ain’t nothing compared to how I acted in general. I try to keep it in mind and not judge the youth of today harshly.