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  • I mean to steal from the top comments on the linked thread… That’s what MODOK looks like.

    Sure the origin is different, but that’s ok. I wish he would have stuck around longer, but he’s probably too silly to really fit in with the rest of the MCU as established.

    Besides there are so many things to complain about with this movie, an Ant-Man film that drops all their fun side characters, Bill Murray is wasted, and of course the big bad of the whole era just so easily defeated, just to name a few.

    But this movie had fun scenes with the ant army, the various goo people, and just Paul Rudd being Paul Rudd.

    Ultimately this film fails because even though it was just “ok” when watching, it ultimately goes nowhere. We’re just coming off Phase 4 (if phases matter) which is disjointed and didn’t really have a purpose. Here is the start of KANG… and he sucks. Teased in the Loki series, then something mysterious at the end of Shang Chi, Spider-Man and Doctor Strange play with the Multiverse, and now… a whimper.

    Now I realize there are outside forces at play here, and the plan is for Doomsday to pickup where these loose ends dropped, but it still sucks.





  • I’m not even sure they believe their own words.

    In the mid-2010s pretty much all of them would do incredible business

    That puts us in “The Amazing Spider-Man” territory. While technically both films were a financial success, they were not well received critically. Sony had a whole plan for a Spider-Man universe following these two films.

    If it had been such incredible business, they would have continued with their Spider-Man universe. However even at the time they knew they weren’t up to the task, they knew they didn’t have the quality to create a profitable Spider-Man universe. So they made a deal with Disney/Marvel.

    THEN, for whatever reason, AFTER giving up Spider-Man, they still tried to create that Spider-Man universe, but without Spider-Man.

    Unfortunately for all of us… Venom sorta worked. Sony could have their cake and eat it too. Except, as we saw, not really. But we could justify Venom 2, Venom 3, Morbius, Madam Web and Kraven, all by saying, “But Venom worked, it could happen again.”







  • unlimited amount of money and resources

    But not time. The film has 10 heroes (Eternals), plus two villains (Deviants in multiple forms & Arishem), plus a backdoor introduction of Dane Whitman.

    Everyone is split up and we spend a lot of the film doing introductions. Sadly the Deviants villain is barely one of them.

    A TV series is the easiest solution. Otherwise start cutting and merging characters. You don’t have to literally merge them, Thena & Gilgamesh are teamed up, their story is told together. Sprite is attached to Ikaris. Makkari is tacked on to the end, have her joined up with others, or be a messenger. Have Phastos with Ajak early on. It’s not easy, but you gotta do something.


  • Why do you think Lady and the Tramp would be better with CG? Also since it isn’t clear from your post, you know that film already exists right?

    Among my complaints of these remakes is that converting animals to CG just makes them less dynamic and less interesting. I know The Lion King remake has been successful, but the characters lack the unique feel that the animated version had. I guess with Lady and the Tramp each dog is generally unique versus The Lion King where most lions are just… lions, but I’m still not sure it’s an improvement.


  • I mean not liking the main actor is certainly going to skew your opinion of the film.

    Carell was coming off of The Daily Show as a popular correspondent. The first season of The Office had aired, although honestly that probably didn’t build much hype. Apatow produced (with others) Anchorman, so I’m sure there was a “From the producer who brought you Anchorman” hype. So maybe a little hype before the film.

    The movie itself is an excellent comedy and about a month later The Office season 2 would kick off, so Steve Carell now had a film and TV career. I could see Carell being a little overexposed at that time, but it was well earned. That’s probably the hype you’re thinking of.