Just say GameStop

My 8bitdo controller does

This should be obvious… it was a joke. I know he’s not a donkey. Or a monkey.

He’s not a monkey, he’s a donkey

Wages have kept up with inflation my ass. What’s the federal minimum wage in the US? $7.25?

Fuck Amazon

I don’t give a shit about miyamotos shifting opinions. My original comment is still true. It goes against his original vision for Zelda games and we don’t need a Zelda movie. It ruins the magic of the game’s original theme and intent.

I’m not your brother in Christ, fucking weirdo. Miyamoto was famously strongly opposed to a Zelda movie even if Spielberg was involved. So what’s your argument?

Who gives a fuck. Fuck the chiefs

Fuck any Zelda movie. Totally goes against the spirit of the franchise and Miyamoto’s vision. We don’t need a Zelda movie.

Get fucked and speak for yourself. Myst is an amazing game. You ignorant slut

I didn’t know that, but it makes sense. I like it

Miyamoto created Zelda to fulfill a childhood fantasy of being a hero wandering the woods, going on adventures, collecting treasures, and rescuing a princess. It was intended to allow every player to be able to experience and fulfill that same fantasy. As a lifelong Zelda player, I’ve always felt that I become link and embody that hero that we dream of while playing in our backyards. I think that’s why link never had dialogue. He’s not a character, he’s us. I think it’s also why the franchise has always been titled Zelda, not link (for the most part). To give him a voice, and a character that we the player isn’t in control of, destroys that gift of fantasy embodiment that Miyamoto gave to us. Link instead becomes a super hero lost to a world saturated by marvel characters

A Zelda movie goes against the core concept of Zelda games

Where’s Uranus? That’s what I wanna know

Consumers, artists, and employees all lose in the long run. The only winner is the corporations