This isn’t a map of the UK, strictly speaking, because it includes ROI and Mann.

Can you give an example? Because I’ve just looked at Luxembourg, Nepal, and Aruba, and they’re all littered with named buildings and landmarks. Pyongyang even has a fair bit filled in.

I went to secondary school at the turn of the millennium and I remember having to go to admin to get my dinner tickets on a Monday, which were worth £1.30, but there was never any shame in it because I don’t think too many kids knew the significance of it; in fact, my mate Danny would always want to buy them off me for £1.50 apiece. This other lad called Liam would sometimes lord it over me because his mum gave him £2 a day for his dinner, but by year 11 he was roundly known as a bit of a prick if I recall correctly, so I was even vindicated in the end.

If we ditched the daft names?

Is Capita owned by a certain someone?

Achter is like aft or after (as in behind); meer is like mere (as in a lake). Aftermere would be an English bastardisation of the name.

This is what one of the stations looks like:

There are stations on Anglesey where you have to stick your arm out to hail the train, and the only two routes they lie on are served by the kind of 1970s DMU like you mentioned on its way to Chester or a Pendelino on its way to London or something.

I used to know someone who learnt Dutch from age 60, and granted he’s very sharp, but if he can do that, I’m sure you can do this.

Not catchy enough! Though you can shorten it to “crap syndrome”.

It’ll be awkward when they discover a new syndrome where your head explodes and the name’s already taken.

If you decide to use Mastodon afterwards, there’s an instance where a bot reposts everything a given Twitter account posts called bird.makeup.

https://feddit.nl/comment/8361758

You don’t, but I do!

The ideal.

I like the implication that there’s a third state of neither hentai nor non-hentai games.

Rhymes with “vague” (not how Canadians say “vague” though).

Let’s see Paul Allen’s card.

Very similar to my own system!

That’s not how we say Craig in the rest of the world!