Leeks@lemmy.worldtoShitty Million Dollar Ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with?English
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22 days agoDo the math of how long it takes for an omelette to cook. Make a machine with a cook surface long enough that scrabbled raw eggs can be inserted on one side, cooked in a continuous fashion and folded at the perfect time to make the perfect never ending omelette. Buy a chicken farm. Let this run for 8 months, then call up Guinness and get that thing certified! Sell fractional ownership in the “World’s Biggest Omelette” with NFTs hosted on the world’s first “Bock-chain”.
Here’s the problem, I am not quite sure if they do or do not have a division of fine aged meats. Like if this was P&G, yeah they most definitely have a Div Fine Aged Meats, but Intel, I would have to look that up. And the fact that I would have to look that up to be certain that Intel doesn’t have a DFAM, well that’s just scary.