minus-squareLectral@lemmy.catoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Remote-controlled cockroach swarm can now breathe underwaterlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoCalm down. It’s probably not as dramatic as that. It’s just that the billionaires need the AI cockroach swarms to deliver fresh children to their bunkers during the uprising. The humanoid and canine robots will do most of the exterminating. linkfedilink
minus-squareLectral@lemmy.catoPiracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•I would still download a car if I could. 🚗linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down3·1 year agoPiracy is making a child share toys with the kid who has none. linkfedilink
Calm down. It’s probably not as dramatic as that. It’s just that the billionaires need the AI cockroach swarms to deliver fresh children to their bunkers during the uprising. The humanoid and canine robots will do most of the exterminating.