“I am inventing electricity…and you look like an ASSHOLE.”

Hell. Yeah. Arthur was the greatest.

Just look at that little guy, posting up in the HUD and crackin’ wise.

FINALLY! SOMEBODY ELSE!

I FINALLY FOUND SOMEBODY ELSE WHO REMEMBERS AND CELEBRATES THE JOURNEYMAN PROJECT TRILOGY!

I’m sorry, I’m just…I’m very happy for this moment.

Legacy of Time was far and away my favorite, but the entire collection is a fun and satisfying playthrough. Great atmosphere, clever puzzles, and loads of 90s PC gaming cheese and charm.

Long live Gage Blackwood.

Take a wild guess…

That’s Kotaku for you.

If it results in new works on par with the Oracle games, bring it on.

“At least once a year I like to bring in some of my Kevin’s Famous Chili. The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I’m serious about this stuff. I’m up the night before, pressing garlic, and dicing whole tomatoes. I toast my own ancho chiles. It’s a recipe passed down from Malones for generations - it’s probably the thing I do best.”

I’ve never beaten the game, but I recently, FINALLY, completed Death Mountain. And I’m pretty happy about that.