Ah mormonism, the gift that keeps on giving trauma.

Have you had a mussel that the separated from the shell just by stabbing it and then picking it up? I’ve always had to hold the shell in place while doing so. Which gets the sauce on my hands, which is functionally not that different than peeling the shrimp that will “get my hands dirty”, at least in my mind. And I could manage it all just fine, if I wanted to, but clearly do not.

Looks delicious, but there’s no way I’d order from them. So I get my food, and then get to prepare it while it’s too hot to touch? So I need to wait for it to cool down to extract the mussel, and shell the shrimp. And then I get to eat lukewarm paella. It bothers me to have to shell food that’s been cooked, but know not everyone is neurotic as me.

I would argue violence/force is very christian. There’s a reason it took over Europe, and in later centuries it sought the rest of the world.

It’s dumb to take a super popular flavor off the shelf in the first place. Unless people don’t actually like it, and it’s some sort of commentary about people happy about fall coming around.

The other onions became obsolete after the sweet onion was bred.

I’m a fairly center left, but if this were real would make me think “eat the rich” is the only way forward.

Though if it is real, I hope the lady gets a lawyer, so she can win the house in the eventual settlement.