BREAKING NEWS: “President Cunt Cuntily Says Some Cunty Shit”

ALSO: “European Union Stockpiling ScotchGuard Reserves in Anticipation of Future JD Vance Visit”

“Ever since the last software update…”

Two hours of Brick Tamland in a car with Hal and Cowboy Curtis?

Let’s roll…

I thought the idea of anybody nominating Trump for a Nobel Peace Prize stretched beyond the confines of plausible reality, but then I discovered the Nobel Peace Prize recipient of 1973.

Now stage a diorama depicting the last supper using marshmallow Peeps, and then set that Kenmore to “Betray Jesus”…

Trump is like an episode of Mr. Bean where he accidentally becomes a mafia Don and proceeds to repeatedly “fall up” to becoming Prime Minister Chancellor of Germany.

You are the hero this topic needs, if not the one it deserves.

Just cut one in half before you boil it, so it feels Like you are boiling three, but only using two. And one of them is extra-big, so you should feel really excited—like, “Wow, look at how big this one egg is!”

I’ve had that as a framed needlepoint above my stove since the war.

That’s really up to the eggs…

Please send a self-addressed envelope. It will have to be inside another envelope. But that one should have my address—the one on the outside.

I can’t give you my address, but I’m on one of the continents and via process of elimination, you’ll get it eventually.

It might take a while, so you should probably remind me by including a note that you want the boiled eggs.

It might sound like you would end up sending letters asking for eggs to everyone on earth, but unless I’m the last address you send to, that seems pretty unlikely.

I promise fast boiled-egg shipping once I receive the self-addressed envelope (inside the envelope with my address that arrives at my address). You may need to plan to receive other eggs from other people at other addresses, if they respond to your boiled-egg request attempts.

Apologies in advance, I have a policy of not dealing in hollandaise.

Forbes always has misleading, anti-Apple click bait.

When it comes to Apple-related topics, I never click on Forbes articles. Their coverage is inherently misleading, but that strategy must be generating click-through revenue. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Avengers: Vertical Integration, Prioritizing The Shareholders’ Returns

That’s just Red Dead.

That site is cancer.

There were literally 5 ads inserted within the list of 15 cities—that’s apart from the ads in the rest of the article and general pop-up’s from the site.

I loved these games back in the day.

My memory might be a bit fuzzy, but I seem to recall an old Easter egg or mod or something that allowed you to fire NPCs out of an RPG—it was about the funniest thing I had experienced in a video game up to that point.

I agree with the graphic.

However, I recently completed a straight watch-thru of every Simpsons episode, and while watching the lackluster episodes from seasons _20-30, I have to acknowledge one thing:

Quality of the show and its writing have noticeably improved since around Season 32.

The most recent episodes feel more centered on the family and much less on bizarre cameos and really outrageous situations. It actually feels like a show about the Simpson family and treats the characters more age-appropriately.

I don’t like that they lost/recast established voices of minority characters (Apu, Carl, Dr. Hibbert, etc), I do think the quality and the focus of the show is much better than it has been in almost 2-decades.

Wow, that is an excellent feature, and sounds like a really good plan for implementation.

When importing to an account, does it merge with existing data in the account (subscriptions, saved posts, etc) or does it replace?

I’m curious about the import/export settings function…

Would that allow me to export my list of subscriptions from one Lemmy account and import it into another?