Seems weird.

I’ve never seen an actual bidet, but these bidet showers are in literally every toilet in Finland, including gas station public bathrooms.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet_shower

bidet shower (also known as a handheld bidet, commode shower, toilet shower, health faucet, bum shower, bidet spray, jet spray, hand shower, shaṭafa (from the Arabic: شَطَّافَة [ʃɑtˤˈtˤɑːfɑ], “hand shower rinser”), Muslim shower (common in Pakistan) or bum gun), pillupuhelin (from Finnish pillu, “vagina” and puhelin, “telephone”) is a hand-held triggered nozzle that is placed near the toilet and delivers a spray of water used for anal cleansing and cleaning of the genitals after using the toilet for defecation and urination. The device is similar to that of a kitchen sink sprayer.

Oh yeah, sure.

But if I were to have a death note I’d only be able to use on the very wealthy, I don’t think he’d be any of the first names I thought about.

Yea I don’t get it either. I don’t use two arms to put on a seatbelt…

I saw the bodycam footage of this. The cop says “I saw you holding a phone in your right hand.” She holds the arm up, showing the stump, smiles and says, “you wanna just call it?” And he just digs deeper; “no I don’t want to call it, I saw you doing uhm…” blablabla excuses excuses citation.

Fucking ego on cops. Could’ve just said, “hah, clearly my mistake” I stead of power tripping and ending up all over the internet. Although bet it won’t affect his police career any.

Oh damn those do look good.

When you say chicken eggs are 70/30 is that 30 yolk and rest is white, or the other way around? Because I can’t tell for some reason, might be either. 30 yolk makes sense by volume of the egg I guess, but just the uncooked white always seems less than there is of it.

I’m jealous of having geese and especially of having a place to have geese at. Don’t think they’d like my shadowy balcony much. Guess I perhaps get one as an indoor pet, hmm… Nah, they’re social, I wouldn’t. But on the other hand… No no, I’ll just go check the vendor here who’s supposed to have geesefarm products. Dk what products though, I fear it’s gonna be frozen goose instead of eggs.

Like you say, looks awesome for dipping. I love looseish egg yolks. Mmm. Is the taste any different, perhaps richer in some way idk?

Geese? Please.

Where does thou get geese egg from?

I was gonna say I don’t know of a single place here in Finland, but I did some Googling, found a geesefarm, they have a list of vendors they sell to and one of them I know from the market hall in my city.

Might try some if I see them. Got to go around and check.

Looks good.

Yes and I find it fucking awful and definitely not hilarious. So with your reaction, you’ve actually proved my point. Which was that I’d have made a bad joke about it even if you told me you were gangraped as a woman. Because I knew you tried having a “gotcha”, because pure a sweaty contrarian who wrote something as stupid as “rape is hilarious”. And making a joke about something doesn’t mean I find it hilarious. Here it’s actually showing the opposite.

You’re just contrarian, who’s now forced to move his goalposts. So rape isn’t hilarious or is it? Or only violent men-on-men rapes are funny? Have you ever been in jail/prison?

So any time a man gets raped, it’s just instantly hilarious to you, even when there’s no joke? Ofc that’s not your actual view, but you won’t be able to admit that it isnt. (If it was btw, I’d urge you to seek psychiatric care.)

Here, you’ll probably get a whole night’s worth of giggles, look

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison_rape_in_the_United_States

In 2001, Human Rights Watch estimated that at least 4.3 million inmates had been raped while incarcerated in the United States.

Ahahaha hilarious, millions of people violently raped AHAHAHAHAAH. /S

Go ahead and tell me how hilarious it is.

Oh no way, was she hilariously bad with strapon or just fingerblast you?

Because we are talking rape and not generalised sexual abuse. Variously different definitions most doing with entering someone else’s body with part of your body when they don’t want to. Also, while I would never dare to put down your experiences, men are physically more powerful than women in general, and while such trauma will affect one, it won’t stop that from being true. And it doesn’t stop how common prison rape is. You know, men forcing their penises into the anus of other men, by force and threat of violence? It’s hilarious, right, that’s what you called it? “Hilarious.”

You clearly didn’t watch the linked video or you’d have undersood that.

I too was a sexually assaulted at a young age. I was like 8 maybe 9 and this kid tried dry-humping me on these gym mattresses. Then when I was like 20 I’ve got sexually assaulted several times by men when I was driving a taxi.

I don’t describe any of those as rape, though, much less “hilarious”. Although one definitely was attempted rape. I felt his tiny little dick.

So you still think rape is hilarious?

Rape isn’t hilarious at all. Jokes about it can be, but that’s rare compared to how frequent they are.

Please watch this 1.32 video before downvoting me on reflex. I know a lot of folks on here hate John Oliver, but…

https://youtu.be/5VeocgFvJIg

Or do those jokes actually crack you up? Know any victims of rape in real life?

Turbo Man agrees!

Yeah there’s a reason they have kinda long checklists when doing operations.

People have had the wrong leg cut off etc. Although that’s perhaps a more understandably a bureaucratic mistake instead of a surgeon mistaking a liver for a spleen. But granted, I’ve never cut into the human body so even though they’re pretty distinct in graphics, once covered in blood and whatnot they might not look so different. Idk. But I think he should have.

You know props exist, right?

https://youtube.com/shorts/xXrVTJDUz2A

(Khaleesi didn’t actually eat a heart)

I would not have bought it, no. I don’t really buy games.

Also it was like 50-60 euros, that’s a dent in my monthly drinking budget man, I can’t take that. It’s like one nice or two semi-nice or three okay bottles of rum.

cope and act like piracy was doing them a favor.

It’s you who’s “coping” actually.

The EU commissioned a study on piracy affecting sales some years back. When it came back as “no negative effect, perhaps even a positive one”, the EU lowkey tried suppressing the study.

https://felixreda.eu/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/displacement_study.pdf

There’s the actual study.

And here’s the news about the suppression.

https://gizmodo.com/the-eu-suppressed-a-300-page-study-that-found-piracy-do-1818629537

Me and my brother pirated it, loved it, bought it. (Especially because the multiplayer works on pirated version and very simply so.)

Piracy increases sales.

Remember the PS1 demos? Had I been of working age back then, I’d have bought half of them merely because I loved the demos.

“Are those sharks with laserbeams attached to their heads?”

Been there, done that.

Didn’t break a window, just hung on a doorhandle.

The most fucked up thing is salvia has reverse tolerance. The more you use it the stronger it will be.