holy mental gymnastics to make furries sound normal

what’s your mailing address? we’re sending you a gold star and a cookie.

Floaties, foam noodles, and a special ray gun that can turn anything into a float.

won’t fucking ever happen in this version of government

Didn’t realize that was the standard for a hot take. There’s lots of universally accepted bs whose unmasking would only draw gasps at a meeting with management. And even then, the surprise would mainly be at the balls of the person saying it, not at some reality being shattered.

Is that take really that hot though?