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uservoid1@lemmy.world to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.ukEnglish · 2 years ago

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uservoid1@lemmy.world to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.ukEnglish · 2 years ago
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I do hope the actual apartment is more aligned with our plane of existence

https://www.redfin.com/NY/New-York/421-Manhattan-Ave-10026/unit-3/home/190632292

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  • Transporter Room 3@startrek.websiteBanned
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    Plot twist: those are great photos, it’s the whole building that’s sideways

    You have to enter through the Escher gate near the parking structure.

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      It was designed by an astronaut just back from the International Space Station.

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    I really like what they did with the wall.

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      Wood panels on the wall are so 60s… Don’t like the look.

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        Wood paneling is one thing but this looks like hardwood. Rather than do a wall it looks great on the ceiling.

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    0 beds. I presume you put a length of rope across the room and dangle over it to get some brief shut eye.

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      It’s a studio apartment so there is no dedicated bedroom just one all-purpose room. For some of those apartments a rope is all you could cram or afford.

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      Doubles as a noose when you get tired of living there. Score!

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    Jesus my toilet is bigger than that ‘kitchen’

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      Classic apartment kitchen where an open oven covers 60% of your kitchen floor space.

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      So is their’s.

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    I knew this was NYC before opening haha seen these posts so many times when I was last looking.

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    I’m puzzling at that reflection in the bathroom mirror.

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      The photographer

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        At, had to zoom way in to see the detail. From the thumbnail it was just a weird silhouette.

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    Looks way better sideways. Good call from the camera guy

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    They complained that the original set of photos were all in portrait mode. This was the corrected set 🙂

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    1700/month! Only in NY.

    That kitchen must hold the record for the smallest, it’s smaller than the bathroom.

    Also, does NY have rules about separating a WC from a kitchen with a wall/corridor?

    I’ve lived in a flat that didn’t but it’s against regs in the UK. It was cheap as well.

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      deleted by creator

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    Is this the nightmare that the fuckcars people expect me to live in?

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