What are gamers known for? Racism and urinating in bottles.

We take advantage of the untapped market of the latter and add RGB to milk jugs and charge 40x the price.

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    9 months ago

    Strap on catheters is the way to go. Install some fiber optic rgb lighting down the length of the tube, add some flow sensors and wifi, then you’ll be printing money.

    We could have a stats page with gallons peed, accuracy, and time spent peeing.

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      9 months ago

      A little bit of home assistant and you can have your mom’s bedroom lights flash when the bag needs emptying.