What are gamers known for? Racism and urinating in bottles.

We take advantage of the untapped market of the latter and add RGB to milk jugs and charge 40x the price.

  • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
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    8 months ago

    Put one of those restaurant buzzers on it to remind gamers to go every X minutes, connect it to their drinking bottle wirelessly via Bluetooth, then sell it as a solution to kidney stones while gaming.

    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
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      8 months ago

      Replace the water bottle with some syrupy piss like mountain dew, sell it to them for 30 years and then charge them for treating their failing organs. $$$