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irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Walmart self-checkout mistake destroys Olympic athlete's career

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irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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Former Olympic athlete arrested at Walmart over unscanned groceries. Discover the shocking aftermath and cleared charges. Read more.
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    If the vape pens contained no nicotine or THC what was in them???

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      You can buy vape juice with no nicotine.

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        That makes perfect sense 😅

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      1 gallon of liquid PCP

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        A gallon!?

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          That’s illegal, right?

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          in a gallon drum

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        Well that explains the arrest! ;-)

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        thats a huge vape.

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      Vapor.

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        A human smoke machine 😶‍🌫️

        One of those and a laser pointer and I can rent myself out for parties :-)

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      My son has one that dispenses breath spray.

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        Can’t remember where it was, eBay or Amazon, but I found a listing for the last bottle of Binaca breath spray for like $90USD ;-)

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      deleted by creator

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      Vape juice.

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