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minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·2 months agoYou mean people aren’t excited to have a conversation trying to convince the fucking OS to do something? I’m shaken.
minus-squareFenrirIII@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoI’m sorry, Dave, I can’t do that. Would you like to pay $50 to upgrade and allow me to ‘Just open the fucking PDF’?
minus-squarecorsicanguppy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoConsidering HAL was named after IBM, all of that comment makes absolute sense; including the crippleware.
minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoWell, shit, how did I never see that?
minus-squareRamenJunkie@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoOS ten years ago, “I click start, type Setti, press enter, change setting.” OS: OS ten years from now, (Vocalizing because they took KB+Mouse away) “Please OS,I just want to turn the volume down, can you do that please?” OS: “I’m sorry, you have used up your credits for the hour, you can wait 24 hours or pay $200/month for the Pro subscription.”
You mean people aren’t excited to have a conversation trying to convince the fucking OS to do something?
I’m shaken.
I’m sorry, Dave, I can’t do that. Would you like to pay $50 to upgrade and allow me to ‘Just open the fucking PDF’?
Considering HAL was named after IBM, all of that comment makes absolute sense; including the crippleware.
Well, shit, how did I never see that?
OS ten years ago, “I click start, type Setti, press enter, change setting.”
OS:
OS ten years from now, (Vocalizing because they took KB+Mouse away) “Please OS,I just want to turn the volume down, can you do that please?”
OS: “I’m sorry, you have used up your credits for the hour, you can wait 24 hours or pay $200/month for the Pro subscription.”