Krauerking@lemy.lol to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoFEMA disaster chief claims he is able to teleport and 'landed in a ditch'www.themirror.comexternal-linkmessage-square54linkfedilinkarrow-up1381arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1378arrow-down1external-linkFEMA disaster chief claims he is able to teleport and 'landed in a ditch'www.themirror.comKrauerking@lemy.lol to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square54linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up172·5 months agoI think “teleporting to Waffle House” is a new favorite euphemism for getting totally shitfaced
minus-squaredeathbird@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agoI’ve teleported to many a Waffle House after a long night.
minus-squarexvertigox@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·5 months agoThis comment ironically makes me wish I could give you gold.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoBeing John Malkoditch.
I think “teleporting to Waffle House” is a new favorite euphemism for getting totally shitfaced
Its shockingly accurate.
I’ve teleported to many a Waffle House after a long night.
Norms in my case.
This comment ironically makes me wish I could give you gold.
Being John Malkoditch.