cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/63247016
cross-posted from: https://thebrainbin.org/m/nottheonion@lemmy.world/t/1401572
Venice is being invaded by cannibalistic jellyfish from the Atlantic that are threatening the delicate balance of the lagoon’s ecosystem.


Having a vanishing anus gives them an advantage over native creatures. Predators don’t go after it because they’re like “that thing doesn’t even have an anus”
To quote the jellyfish “all I do is kick ass and form anus-es… and I’m all out of anus-es”
It’s very intimidating