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Yay, brand new interstellar bypass, aww!

While not entirely incorrect, the simple fact that they knew ahead of time, and were clearly aware enough to avoid sending it to Germany, thus making them complicit at best.

No. Fuck them.

Apologia much? 🤷🏽

The high seas welcome another mariner. 🤘🏼

They only apologize when they get caught. Everything else is “fine”.

That’s lovely, and not dull in the slightest. I wish more of my dreams were like this, not to mention my waking life. 🥰🤩

Aw, maaaan. I was really hoping to loose a Sun WuKong on Olympus. 🥲

They mishandled it, but they are run by a clutch of decrepit, thin-blooded, chimp-humped t-rex-rejects trying to stay unextinct.

I can understand how they butterfingered that one.

She doesn’t offer the trench run unless you’ve ringed at least one AT-AT first.

Hey, look, folks! The US elections are campaigning early this year.

Whereas Speed Racer is spun fiberglass on a paper stick and shellacked with post-prod diamond dust. Straight the brain, in strobed thrusts in time to the music. Looks like cotton candy, tastes like coppery regret. 😶

It seems that the crux of this argument is “corpos gonna corpo, and I know that from experience”, but the first half’s getting lost in the lines. ☝🏼

Can we get one of those for president? Right now, ours is barely a wrongly-worded TACO squirt. ☝🏼

Even an as yet unrequited union man is still a union man. 🤘🏼

I don’t think I should even ask. 🤐

D&D hasn’t been what it says on the tin for quite a long while now, let’s be fair.

I’‘m genuinely excited to see other options really finding their stride this last decade+ (and most are light years beyond WotC’s bullshit “business” model, to say nothing of these new titles’ contributions to our community, et al) 🤓🤘🏼

I’d give up soup if the piss’d stop raining, flooding, rotting everything we’re each trying to work on. ✊🏼

Funny, that nearly tracks for the US, except it’d need to feed said homeless first. So far, it’s just pissing on us poors. No soup.

If your bonis flat, talk to your doctor.

This! Such a fantastic system for storytelling by the players rather than against them (fuckin’ Gygax), and years before its time, too. 🤘🏼