Your socks don’t fit. Your right foot may be slightly bigger or maybe sticky?

T-bone, the ladies are gonna love you.

Seems to be hit or miss as a prank, but I love the idea of it working.

Edit: I should add that they didn’t test this on dragons, so that may be foolproof as depicted.

https://youtu.be/YR1v5be1aXk

Seems kind of young to be having babies.

Damn, I had no idea. The news always said it was Bin Laden.

The chewing definitely does.

You shouldn’t give a fuck of your choice of 3D printer’s manufacturer is controversial.

HP and Dell suck a fat one, but I don’t give it a moments thought when I’m printing out hollow Earth leaflets to hand out at the mall food court.

Hardcore users don’t get to pick the darling. Revenue does.

I think they mean in the photo, the only part of the article they laid eyes on.

Sony makes a pro controller, too. It’s $200 retail but goes on sale a lot.

I imagine quite salty, but delicious.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Blockchain_Corp

I picked up a bed bug at the last theater I visited.

Gristle, not grizzle. But it’s not your fault. The English language is an abomination.

You meant ass sorted.

I guess that one butt hurt reviewer couldn’t stop it after all.

Fries look great. You got one of those things you press down on and it pushes the spud through a bunch of blades to make the perfect shape?

Cambria, Clinton, Erie, Franklin, and Pike Counties. Most are in Pennsyltucky, except for Erie…but they did all vote for Trump in 2024.

Everyone loves egg yolk in their beard.