ParlimentOfDoom

If you want to protect kids

They don’t.

They have scissors at school already that are way more dangerous than that hunk of plastic…

Eh…your garage door has a “trip wire” type device. They’re not just for traps.

No he doesn’t. This is a sales pitch for a trash product he’s trying to unload after investing too heavily in it.

Stop promoting their bullshit marketing.

And maybe the janitor should sift through that river of diarrhea for the couple of pennies someone might have swallowed.

A Sporran.

Weird, her former division was in charge of exactly that.

Repossess the child.