The mainframe. When you click it you have to say “I’m in”.
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Cx = customer/caller. PEBKAC = problem exists between keyboard and chair (user is problem)
A call for some support on Mac came in one day and I told the cx to go to the Finder. Cx said “Mac doesn’t have a ‘finder’. Sounds like windows talk to me. You sure you know what you are doing?” So I said “You called me. You see the icon on the dock with the smiley face? What name did you make up for it?” Cx said “Apple actually calls that the task master.” So I said “Sure they do. Click the task master.” Proceeded to fix cx’s issue for him (PEBKAC issue) and then got a one star customer survey back.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•"Modern" problems require modern solutions
2·6 days agoI remember as a kid I noticed that there is a certain side of the disk where if you pull the metal part back exposing the disk, it looks like Batman.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Hegseth Goes to War Against Photographers Taking Bad Pictures of HimEnglish
32·6 days agoEvery person on the internet that dislikes this guy should go back through past video footage and find frames that are completely unflattering and screenshot them, inundating the internet with more unflattering images.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Hidden Valley hiring “Ranch-bassadors” to travel Europe and test ranch on local foodEnglish
101·7 days agoI’ve been to a few places in Europe where I know that if I brought in ranch and put it on the food, I’d be killed.
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Dullsters@dullsters.net•Cracked open a boiled egg. The shell came off in a single piece.
2·7 days agoThanks for the tip. I’ll try it.
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Dullsters@dullsters.net•Cracked open a boiled egg. The shell came off in a single piece.
3·8 days agoHow much vinegar or does it matter?
SCP is really scraping the bottom of the barrel for new ideas.
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Dullsters@dullsters.net•Cracked open a boiled egg. The shell came off in a single piece.
4·8 days agoOh man. The satisfaction you must have felt. Hard boiled eggs troll me every time.
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Good News Everyone@piefed.social•DuckDuckGo poll says 90% don't want AI in searchEnglish
6·8 days agoAI search has helped me find quick answers to some mundane things like how many grams in a cup so I can see some mild benefit there, but it’s still not something I feel like I need to find those answers. I’d also never trust it looking up anything important.
That’s too casual. You’re going to want to plan a distro reveal party first.
I came in here to say “Arch, btw” but now I don’t wanna.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Big-brained execs are outsourcing decisionmaking to AIEnglish
11·13 days agoSo why keep them employed?
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Cops who went to snowball fight launch manhunt for people who threw snowballs at themEnglish
8·13 days agoWhat a great use of tax payer money.
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PC Gaming@lemmy.ca•Entry level PCs costing less than $500 ‘will disappear by 2028’, research firm predictsEnglish
15·16 days agoMe too or supply rises to met demand with new companies, which can also lower the price. But I mostly want AI to fail.


Another one I know is the ID-10-T error. Spells idiot.