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  • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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    Rom is a god damn genius, I will not stand for the slander of his character.

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      Dear Quark,

      I borrowed parts of your disruptor to fix the replicator. Will replace them soon.

      Rom

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    Also the single best frienemy duo in cinema history.

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    This is hilarious and I love it, but why doesn’t this person know how to use a comma?

    • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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      It’s tumblr

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        Fair point.

  • TomMasz@piefed.social
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    I lol’ed at Pope Karen.

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    flabbergasted this post doesn’t mention baseball a single time

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    Also, the starbase has a bustling economy based on espionage, holodeck porn, yamok sauce, and self-sealing stembolts. This happens even though nobody needs money anymore, and nobody in Starfleet gets paid.

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    The Bastard Reptile also prank calls Antifa

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      Hey, just wanted to call you up on your mom’s birthday to tell you I fucked her. Byeeeee

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        Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I’m going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains! [Dukat continues laughing, and hangs up the phone]

        https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/List_of_The_Simpsons_crank_calls

        That’s what my mind went to when I saw that ep. My wife was amused because he called her in the middle of the night while she’s still sleepy

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    Also asshole genocidal lizard man who’s horrific history is paved over by exploring his other traits but is still a genocidal asshole at the core.

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    I need this same thing for Babylon 5.

    Ivonova is god. Ivonova is always right. I will listen to Ivonova.

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    I haven’t watched DS9 Star Trek since highschool but I’ll be damned if I don’t remember just enough of it to kek real hard at this

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