Mog Spawn@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 天前Overweight Texas National Guard troops sent homenews4sanantonio.comexternal-linkmessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up1340arrow-down15
arrow-up1335arrow-down1external-linkOverweight Texas National Guard troops sent homenews4sanantonio.comMog Spawn@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 天前message-square25linkfedilink
minus-squareresipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63·19 天前Everything’s bigger in Texas.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31arrow-down2·19 天前Except their dicks. S’why they compensate so much, with all their guns and general assholeishness.
minus-squareresipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·19 天前I can’t imagine a lady not being satisfied by a conspicuously large belt buckle and a lifted truck.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·19 天前Well, those kinds of ladies tend to buy their own, heh.
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·19 天前Yeah, along with rechargeable batteries. 🤌🏼
minus-squareazimir@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·19 天前Which is why Texas (state of freedum) regulates owning said devices. Can’t let women actually experience happiness.
minus-squareRcklsabndn@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·19 天前Women can only experience happiness when it is legally meted out by an eligible man. /S
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·19 天前These guys haven’t actually seen their dicks in years.
Everything’s bigger in Texas.
Except their dicks. S’why they compensate so much, with all their guns and general assholeishness.
I can’t imagine a lady not being satisfied by a conspicuously large belt buckle and a lifted truck.
Well, those kinds of ladies tend to buy their own, heh.
Yeah, along with rechargeable batteries. 🤌🏼
Which is why Texas (state of freedum) regulates owning said devices. Can’t let women actually experience happiness.
Women can only experience happiness when it is legally meted out by an eligible man. /S
Those are banned in texas, too.
These guys haven’t actually seen their dicks in years.